SCHOOL DAZE


TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria

TEACHER: Glen, how do you spell crocodile?
GLEN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L.
TEACHER: No, that's wrong.
GLEN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher.

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of its life history. Participants will meet at Monroe County Environmental Education Center at 8:30am and return approximately at 5:30pm. Fee.
570-629-3061
http://www.mcconservation.org

February 6 - 14
Eastern Sports & Outdoor Show
PA Farm Show Complex
The Eastern Sports & Outdoor Show is the largest comsumer event of its kind in North America. Visitors can view hunting and fishing products, outdoor sport and camping equipment and much more.
2300 North Cameron Street
HARRISBURG, PA 17113
717-368-7487
inquiry@reedexpo.com
http://www.easternsportshow.com

February 6 & 20
Orkids Days
Longwood Gardens
12pm-3pm
OrKid Day takes place during Longwood's spectacular Orchid Extravaganza and includes a kids' performance, craft, and the chance to meet exotic animals up close. Performance times: 12:30pm & 2:00pm in the Ballroom. Exotic Animals from visiting zoos: 12-3pm.
http://www.longwoodgardens.org/OrkidsDaysAll.html
February 11 - 15
5th Annual Clarks Summit Festival of Ice

7pm
"A Frozen Renaissance Faire"- Not just your average faire. Come see over 40 beautiful frozen works of art! The event is free and open to the public with free parking as well. There will be live music, ice carvings & demonstrations as well as Renaissance Faire style entertainment all weekend long.
570-587-9045.
http://www.TheAbingtons.org

February 12-15
Fire & Ice Festival
Ice Sculptures placed throughout downtown Lititz and a chili cook-off on Saturday.  On-site ice carvings, buggy rides, fire eating entertainment, magicians, jugglers, and more